World Heavyweight Championship match.
[B]Batista (c) Vs The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker
How: Pinfall
Move: Last Ride
WWE Heavyweight Title
John Cena (c) Vs Shawn Micheals
Winner: John Cena
How: Submission
Move: STFU
Match whose picture has every person's face conveying a different emotion
Bobby Lashley Vs Umaga
Winner: Bobby Lashley
How: Pinfall
Move: Running Powerslam
Money in the Bank
Winner: Ken Kennedy.... Kennedy?
ECW Originals Vs The New Breed.
Winner: New Breed
How: Pinfall
Move: The POUNCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... PERIOD.
T&A match
Melina (c) Vs Ashley
Winner: (No one wins watching this shitfest.) Ashley.
How: Pinfall
Move: Roll Up.
Kane Vs Khali
Winner: Kahli
How: DQ
Move: Kane goes Apeshit /w Weapon.
US Title Match
Benoit (C) Vs MVP
Winner: Beniot
How: Submission
Move: Crippla' Crossface.
BONUS: Who will be the first celebrity shown in the crowd? 20 points.
Eminem (if you count him as a celebritwat.)