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**Corkscrewed** · 12-15-2003, 05:09 PM

(A couple of these are purposefully out of order, just a bit)

Booker T was so desperate he'd look anywhere for his push.

(I'm really not sure what's going on in that pic.)

WWE Genetics Testing returns as the company unveils a Booker T/Mark Henry hybrid that can touch his chin to his knee!

Mick was just as horrified as the rest of the fans when Stacy turned heel and scalped Marge Simpson.

The boot stealers strike again.

One-upping Cade, Mick Foley transcends boot theft and steals Stacy's panties--without her knowing--while she's in his arms.
Another reason Mick is DA MAN.

OR

Stacy had the most peculiar feeling she'd forgotten to put something on, but couldn't quite pinpoint what it was.

Occassionally, the Ortonbot 2000 would short circuit and spasm, and Mick would have to wait an exhausting five minutes for it to right itself again and continue its promo.

That was the last time Mick slept in the middle of a bike path during a marathon.

RVD tried to see if the Ortonbot 2000 would respond to his commands. Unfortunately, it just bit off his right hand and stood there.

The Ortonbot 2000 also has a built-in anti-drug program that punishes pot abusers.

Furthermore, the Ortonbot 2000 is a terrific dancer, as shown by this piroette.

Flair: ..................................... UH, OH!

"And I give TWO

to the new WWE Triple H horror movie."

The fans didn't get it. Orton was gazing up, saying, "Ooooooo... shiny...." like a little kid, but the gold part was on the other side.

The Ortonbot 2000 is yours for only ten easy payments of $159.99 plus your soul, written to the name of Paul Levesque. Stylish gold utility belt not included.

Chris and Trish both looked at the ref quizzically.
Chris: "Um... buddy? You okay?"
Trish: "I told you you shouldn't have looked the other way when he found RVD's stash!"

Trish broke up her recent string of great ringwork by botching the Tarantula horribly.

OR

To ensure that they get a massive face pop no matter what, the WWE had Chris and Trish adopt a new Cirque du Soleil gimmick.

Christian was too busy celebrating, but Jericho looked on in horror as the ring suddenly turned into quicksand upon the fact that the two had just picked up an actual victory.

Batista could never get over the fact that Shawn ate the last slice of Domino's Philly Cheese Steak Pizza.

Batista: "Spit it out!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!"

Yup, Dave was determined to get that last slice out, one end or the other.

Matt points out how many pushes a year his new contract enables him.

You don't see superheros supported by SHIT that much these days...

OR

The referee angrily shook his fist as Rosie and Hurricane tried to escape through the glass ceiling.

Lance wasn't too keen on the idea of Val wrestling in a slit miniskirt, but then again, he was actually getting pushed in this angle, so who was he to complain?

Ultimately, the absurdity of his current career proved too much for him, and Lance decided to jump. Unfortunately, Cade was there to stop him.
Garrison: "If we have to suffer through meaningless angles without real gimmicks, you're staying here with us!"

Having sold his soul to Triple H (in return for an Ortonbot 2000 of their own), Cade was put in charge of forcing people to kneel before the Altar of Helmsley.

Steiner (looking at his bicep): "Oh, its doing that THING again!"

And the field goal is......... GOOD!!!!

Both Kane and Triple H looked at Goldberg with with an expression of bewilderment after he suddenly shouted out, "That's it! 'BELT!' That's what B-E-L-T spells!!!"

Kane: "Pinned"
Goldberg: "Buh?"
Kane: "Pinned"
Goldberg: "Puh."
Kane: "Dammit, that's the last time I volunteer for the WWE Tutor a Wrestler program."

JR: "Buh gawd! Goldberg's carrying Triple H in the match!"
King: "I'd say Triple H is holding Goldberg down."
JR: "Half empty, half full. Whatever."

Kane's resignation letter to the Tutor a Wrestler program was emphatic.

The damn table never stood a chance with the weight of those two egos. Poor thing.

Steven Richards tried to do a run-in, but a prescient Kane countered the interferrence with an elevated groing grab.

Faced with the prospect of counting the 1-2-3 and declaring Triple the winner AGAIN, the ref couldn't help it and vomitted.

Triple H and his Ortonbot 2000 looked on in horror when Ric Flair accidentally tore Hunter's leg off by the quad.

12-15-2003, 05:09 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	WWE Armageddon Captions (A couple of these are purposefully out of order, just a bit) Booker T was so desperate he'd look anywhere for his push. (I'm really not sure what's going on in that pic.) WWE Genetics Testing returns as the company unveils a Booker T/Mark Henry hybrid that can touch his chin to his knee! Mick was just as horrified as the rest of the fans when Stacy turned heel and scalped Marge Simpson. The boot stealers strike again. One-upping Cade, Mick Foley transcends boot theft and steals Stacy's panties--without her knowing--while she's in his arms. Another reason Mick is DA MAN. OR Stacy had the most peculiar feeling she'd forgotten to put something on, but couldn't quite pinpoint what it was. Occassionally, the Ortonbot 2000 would short circuit and spasm, and Mick would have to wait an exhausting five minutes for it to right itself again and continue its promo. That was the last time Mick slept in the middle of a bike path during a marathon. RVD tried to see if the Ortonbot 2000 would respond to his commands. Unfortunately, it just bit off his right hand and stood there. The Ortonbot 2000 also has a built-in anti-drug program that punishes pot abusers. Furthermore, the Ortonbot 2000 is a terrific dancer, as shown by this piroette. Flair: ..................................... UH, OH! "And I give TWO to the new WWE Triple H horror movie." The fans didn't get it. Orton was gazing up, saying, "Ooooooo... shiny...." like a little kid, but the gold part was on the other side. The Ortonbot 2000 is yours for only ten easy payments of $159.99 plus your soul, written to the name of Paul Levesque. Stylish gold utility belt not included. Chris and Trish both looked at the ref quizzically. Chris: "Um... buddy? You okay?" Trish: "I told you you shouldn't have looked the other way when he found RVD's stash!" Trish broke up her recent string of great ringwork by botching the Tarantula horribly. OR To ensure that they get a massive face pop no matter what, the WWE had Chris and Trish adopt a new Cirque du Soleil gimmick. Christian was too busy celebrating, but Jericho looked on in horror as the ring suddenly turned into quicksand upon the fact that the two had just picked up an actual victory. Batista could never get over the fact that Shawn ate the last slice of Domino's Philly Cheese Steak Pizza. Batista: "Spit it out!!! SPIT IT OUT!!!!" Yup, Dave was determined to get that last slice out, one end or the other. Matt points out how many pushes a year his new contract enables him. You don't see superheros supported by SHIT that much these days... OR The referee angrily shook his fist as Rosie and Hurricane tried to escape through the glass ceiling. Lance wasn't too keen on the idea of Val wrestling in a slit miniskirt, but then again, he was actually getting pushed in this angle, so who was he to complain? Ultimately, the absurdity of his current career proved too much for him, and Lance decided to jump. Unfortunately, Cade was there to stop him. Garrison: "If we have to suffer through meaningless angles without real gimmicks, you're staying here with us!" Having sold his soul to Triple H (in return for an Ortonbot 2000 of their own), Cade was put in charge of forcing people to kneel before the Altar of Helmsley. Steiner (looking at his bicep): "Oh, its doing that THING again!" And the field goal is......... GOOD!!!! Both Kane and Triple H looked at Goldberg with with an expression of bewilderment after he suddenly shouted out, "That's it! 'BELT!' That's what B-E-L-T spells!!!" Kane: "Pinned" Goldberg: "Buh?" Kane: "Pinned" Goldberg: "Puh." Kane: "Dammit, that's the last time I volunteer for the WWE Tutor a Wrestler program." JR: "Buh gawd! Goldberg's carrying Triple H in the match!" King: "I'd say Triple H is holding Goldberg down." JR: "Half empty, half full. Whatever." Kane's resignation letter to the Tutor a Wrestler program was emphatic. The damn table never stood a chance with the weight of those two egos. Poor thing. Steven Richards tried to do a run-in, but a prescient Kane countered the interferrence with an elevated groing grab. Faced with the prospect of counting the 1-2-3 and declaring Triple the winner AGAIN, the ref couldn't help it and vomitted. Triple H and his Ortonbot 2000 looked on in horror when Ric Flair accidentally tore Hunter's leg off by the quad.