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Old 03-28-2007, 07:47 PM   #14
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Jaws was also a crafty movie, and didn't just throw sharks at the screen. It is doubtful that this will be even as well made as Jaws, let alone as iconic.

I think the Jaws thing was just a joke, though, being that the Great White would get anally raped by Megs on any given day.

I think a satire would be the best way to handle the concept of a giant shark. Set it in the near-future, and have the greenies succeed in saving the whale, and global warming makes the polar regions warmer. The survival of larger prey and more negotiable waters for sharks allows larger species to survive and thrive, and start making their presence felt on the coasts.

I just want to hear lines like "We saved the whales but continued to use fossil fuels. We've created a Hell!" and "The increasing obesity of the average American serves as an alternative diet to the usual whale-based feeding of the Megalodon."
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