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Does he stap a bomb to his chest and detonate it in a crowd of civilians as a finisher?
Wait, why not give him the figure four and call it the 9-11? You see, because four looks like a 9 and...Nevermind.
Actually, you know what would make me mark out?
Okay, so you've got this stupid terrorist character. He's supposed tobe Muslim and everything. So he shows up on Raw, and then suddenly, the Godfather walks out and offers him 76 "Virgins."
Come on, if we're gonna do a bad taste storyline, why not go all the way? Muslim vs American Hedonism. Hell, while we're at it, put them in beekeeper suits, and when he refuses, have them all strip tease. Come on, that's over 150 tits in the ring! Vince thinks hos sell (wonder if the nappy-headed ones do too), so why not?
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