Bradshaw and Tajiri Industries present a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Free Non-Surgical Breast Augmentation!
With Bradshaw's patented 'Clotheslins from Hell' technique and Tajiri's 'Black Mist chemical solution,' we can offer reduced price breast augmentation without the requirement for surgery.
Simply choose between A good hard smack in the chest or temporary blindness.
Either way, when you get back to work, you will have a bigger bust, and there'll be no need for any surgeons table!
For a reference as to the quality of our service read the comment below from Shaniqua:
Your clothesline from Hell has swolen my chest! The doctor said it's bigger and the swelling could be permanent!
For a free brochure email
womenneedbiggertits@wwe.com