The fans knew Steve had really lost it when he suddenly forgot who he was, what he was doing, and why he was here.
"Oh, Head of Food Sales? He's up there."
"I want YOU... to job to Hunter."
Steve never bothered with being inconspicuous when doing it for The Rock."
The Passion of the Victoria was met with skepticism by the crowd but raves by Triple H.
Ref: "And this is a giraffe!"
Molly and Jazz: "Whoa!!! Do more!!!"
Theodore:
"Someone shoot ME in the ass..."
Stone Cold does his best Colorado University football player impression.
The first-ever Headless Wrestlers Match was a resounding success.
You know your career has hit rock bottom when Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is kicking your ass.
...and preparing to rape you as well.
Jackie: "Whoa, it's a little drafty..."
OR
Jackie botches the Marylin Monroe skit.
It's Mindvision Time again!
Jackie: "I can't believe he's kissing Stacy's hand and not mine!"
Rico: "At least Stacy doesn't botch holding her hand out to be kissed."
Stacy: "You think Sean will like think I'm cotton candy and like take me out of this stupid angle? I mean like it didn't work for Trish, but like, I'm like totally hotter."
When Kane's pyro hit, Tori knew she was screwed.
Kane: "I think RVD's overdoing it a little..."
And you see a rare shot of Midcard Hell...
OR
Triple H found a defect. His invisible crucifix wasn't so invisible when lit afire.
Michaels: "I just thrust my neck into Midcard Hell to check if there's a spot for you next month. You're in luck. There is."
Benoit: "Better be... wait, what?"
Benoit: Most Violent "Guess Who?" Player Ever.
The burial of Benoit had begun, as he was pinned by Batista while being repeatedly pimp slapped by the referee.
Benoit: "OW! So this is how Shaniqua's victims feel!!!"
Batista: "Gimme a push, Michaels, or I swear I'll fire!!!"
Triple H practices his Wrestlemania XX match.
Triple H: "No! You can't die before the Wrestlemania match! Who did this to you???"
Beniot: ....
Triple H: "SPEAK TO ME!!!"
Orton: "What the..."
Just as Booker was giving Matt a backdrop, RVD stopped being high...
Booker T began his heel turn when he started mocking Sean O'Haire about actually having the opportunity to pin people.
You would have been seeing this shot from the other side of the ring, but unfortunately, at that moment, that other cameraman had to take a leak doggy style...
Rock: "Dammit, this pose doesn't work unless I have breasts."
"No, HE'S a ho
bo!!!"
The Rock's promo skills had gotten so rusty that they had reached Hardcore Holly Soporific Level, as indicated by Foley.
The Rock indicates how many more times he'll be able to miss a year and still get a spot at Wrestlemania.