Spike TV became enraged when their satellite feed got crossed with FOX's broadcast of "American Idol: Uncensored, Uncut, and Untalented."
BALD GUY: She bangs she bangs...
OLD GUY: And I don't ever wanna feeeeeeeeeel / Like I did that day / Take me to the place I looooooooooove...
In this clip from the new "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," we can see that the graphics have gotten a major overhaul, but...there's something lacking in the vehicle department.
After the resounding flop of "Brocktoria" last week, WWE debuted Victoria's new gimmick: The RAW Cheerleader!
MOLLY: No!
I'm the #1 contender!
JAZZ: I am!
REF: Pretty light...
MOLLY: Who's that behind you?
STEVE: Johnny Flameboy.
JOHN: Johnny Bla--
MOLLY: That's a gay name.
STEVE: Yeah, well, I think he might be a *whispers* homo.
JOHN: I'm not g--
MOLLY: Really? Well, I guess I'll tell all of the Divas. Stacy was telling me she thought he was kinda cute.
JOHN: I'M NOT G--
STEVE: Yeah, well. Isn't that always the way?
ERIC (off-camera): Hey, guys, Triple H is here!
JOHN: But I'm still he--
*Camera cuts away*
CADE: Point to the mat!
HURRICANE: It's "Point to your knees."
REF: Stupid rookie...
CADE: That'll teach you get out of your cage!
HURRICANE: That's Sean O'Haire.
REF: Stupid rookie...
CADE: RIBO!
ROSEY: It's "RHYNO!"
REF: Stupid rookie...
Stevie couldn't help but sneak a peek.
RICO: *snarling and chomping*
STACY: Like, ow and stuff. Oh, hey, a sign!
JACKIE: Shit, he's got her finger to the bone...
STACY: "If you can read this, you must not be Stacky." What the hell is Stacky?
Typical 1950s thinking. In the event of a nuclear attack, if there's no desk to duck and cover under, hide behind the nearest homosexual.
Kaney Smurf...was not a good idea, Vince.
Thousands of pre-teen girls in the audience began swooning when they misinterpreted the signal as meaning that "Team Xtreme" was coming back.
CHRIS: I thought you lost your smile after you got that flesh-eating virus.
SHAWN: Nope.
BATISTA: *sob*
CHRIS: What is it, Dave?
BATISTA: This is...*sniff* like the third week in a row they've had this same picture up. This can't be helping my credibility.
CHRIS: Aw, buck up, pal. Tell you what. In the next picture, you can be pinning me.
BATISTA: Thanks, Chris. You're the best. I never did believe all those horrible things Hunter was saying about you to Vince.
CHRIS: Yeah...what?
Randy Orton: The TRUE Peek-A-Boo Legend.
BATISTA: Why isn't he calling for the bell?!?
SHAWN: Wrong ref.
BATISTA: And I went to all the trouble of putting a Canadian in a submission hold and everything...
HHH: Wrestlemania logo?
BATISTA: Check.
HHH: Benoit unconscious?
BATISTA: Check.
HHH: Shawn ready for a Pedigree?
BATISTA: Check.
HHH: All right. So I guess they can go ahead and take the picture now so they don't have to in two weeks.
RANDY: Um...Hunter?
HHH: Not now, Randy! I'm taunting Benoit!
RANDY: But the glass ce--
HHH: DAMMIT, RANDY!
RANDY: It's starting to lo--
HHH: Well, for the love of--OW! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE GLASS CEILING WAS STARTING TO LOWER?!?
RVD: Whoa! That giant talking pile of marshmallows looks like Booker T and Matt Ha--OH, SHIT!
Unbeknownst to Booker, tonight was the night the referee would forever cement his reputation as the Finger Breaker!
Mick knew he was screwed when HHH revealed that he, too, had learned to become invisible.
ROCKBERG: You smellalalalalalalalalala NEXT!
JR: BAH GAWD!
KING:
WRESTLING FANS:
ROCK: Shoot this man in the ass!
MICK: Geez, Rock, at least give 'em a challenge...
HHH: You disappoint me, Mr. Johnson.
ROCK: You can't scare me with this Gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want to use my catchphrases!
HHH: And tell me, Mr. Johnson what good is a catchphrase if you are unable to speak?
Rocky Dudley debuts his shocking new gimmick when he GETS THE TABLES!