Steve Austin had a great idea to play off of the film, "Passion of the Christ," as inspired by Shawn Michaels.
You see, Steve Austin would play God...
And Vince McMahon would play Satan.
However, as soon as Triple H caught wind that someone other than him wanted to play God, he had Austin mowing the lawn.
Victoria shows us exactly why she is the "Women's Chimp."
The ref took offense to Teddy's comment that "white men can't jump," and he proceeded to prove him wrong. Up up, and away!
Austin sadly informed Molly of the clause in her contract saying that Triple H had to hold down her long hair.
Steven Richards with a flying head chomp out of nowhere!
Ref: What do you say Hurricane!?
Hurricane: No!
Ref: If you give up, just tap out, five times, five times, five times, five times, dive times.
Apparently Cade didn't want to move to SmackDown! for a quality pillow.
Luna Vachon's cover was almost blown, I mean if her skirt went any higher we would all KNOW.
Barbie was so PISSED to find out that Ken had moved on and fell in love with Repunzel.
Rico: Ladies... Stay back.
Stacy: What IS that?
Jackie: *Gasp* I think it's Triple H and Stephanie's first born son.
Kane's night-club gimmick didn't go over too well.
Triple H: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." *Begins skipping rocks*
OR
The invisible crucifix finally shows itself!
HBK: "What?"
Benoit: "Are you the internet MOLE?"
HBK: "Huh?"
Benoit: "What is that catchphrase by The Rock... Know your MOOOOOOOOOLE?"
HBK: "..."
Benoit: "..."
HBK: "..."
Benoit: "..."
HBK: "..."
Benoit: "..."
Benoit: "MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEMOLEMOLEMOLEMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY"
Benoit was tired of being held down by HHH. It was time to show him how big his penis really was, when he popped a 270 pound woody with arms and legs.
Batista: "Alright, let's see what we got down here..." *Pulls out a toaster and tosses it*
*Then a broom*
*Then a sink*
*Reaches in deeper* AHA! Got it! *Pulls out Michael's career* Whew.
Orton: "GUESS WHO MOTHER FUCKER. DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD DOES IT?"
Batista: "Now if only I can get Benoit to fart in HBK's direction, he will put on a good match..."
Triple H: "Alright Dave, you're up, and make it quick."
Batista: "Dude, I hate sloppy seconds."
Triple H: "Hurry the fuck up if you value your push."
Batista: "Fine!" *Goes digging for new angles*
Triple H: "YOU HEAR ME MOLLY? NEVER, EVER GROW YOUR HAIR LONGER THAN MINE AGAIN."
Matt-Man and his side-kick battled The Smoker.
Booker T: "DID YOU SEE THAT MOVE?"
Ref: "FUCK YES." *SLAPS HIM 5*
Everyone in Evolution was shocked by Triple H's illusion... He wasn't the Wizard of Schnoz afterall... He was just a mean old man!
How Long's It Been...
Since you shaved?
OR
The one man that could counter Triple H was held down by T&A poses.
Triple H: "Alright, which one of you fucks got a bigger pop than me?"
When Foley said he would sell a punch to the face, he didn't know The Rock meant the one on his shirt.
Rock does his impression of Goldberg trying to flip the bird.
(I'll do more Rock captions later, as promised)