Stop! Caption time!
All jokes are considered mine, unless they’re a running joke.
Steve Austin action figure, now with extended mic time and Judo chop!
Steve: Now listen here, we all know what you want, and we won’t let HIM out of his cage!
Note to self: Never call Austin a homo….
To extract some revenge on the World Wildlife Fund, one out of every three wrestlers shall wear animal skin.
Pre-match tensions mounted as Teddy Long and Jazz were about to wrestle Molly Holly and Earl Hebner.
Austin: Molly, get closer to me…
Molly: Steve… I don’t know what to say… I mean… Do you feel the same way?
Austin: I always have, always will….
Molly: Oh Steve! I love you!!!!
Austin: You think that highly of me for trying to take the new guy out of this shot?
Molly:
The new Superhero Head Eater gimmick didn’t go over that great.
Ref: Oh man! I know who you are! You’re that guy from Three Count! Yeah! “We like the Backstreet Boys, and N’Sync too!” I love all your songs!
Hurricane: And I didn’t get cut on the originals CD!
Ref: Impossible!
All I can think is “botched weggie”
That bastard! Now Stevie Richards tries to lift up skirts!
The love child of HBK and The Warrior was one smooth playa with the ladies.
Stacy: Shouldn’t we go help him!?!?! I mean, he’s on fire!
Jackie: I know! He is bad, but still, does he deserve this?
Rico: I had the gay gimmick, and I’m stuck with this flamboyant metrosexual bit! Let Triple H burn!
Kane: Okay… no good jokes can be made while I’m in the blue lighting…. They can’t make fun of… Hey… is that something shiny in the crowd?
The midcarders rejoice! They have lit the invisible crucifix on fire!