Steve Austin IS the Drunk Punisher.
You know that Stone Cold's lost all passion for the business when he doesn't even
try to hide his cue cards.
After shooting fire out of his ass, Vince proved that nobody ... but NOBODY ... played a better "pull my finger".
In a shocking heel swerve, Steve Austin runs over James Bond!
And tonight, the role of Victoria will be played by Sandra Bullock.
Everyone in the ring froze as Hebner frantically announced the arrival of Godzilla.
SCSA: "I need your honest opinion, Molly.... Does the guy behind me look like the unholy love child of Rico and Steven Richards or what?"
Hurricane knew someone had to nip the Chuck & Billy 2K4 gimmick in the bud.
Cade: "Now let's see who you REALLY are under the mask!"
Hurricane: "AUGGGHHH! The chin is real, you asshole!"
Garrison thought he had the match won, but he hadn't counted on Rosey's viscious counterattack: the Silent But Deadly.
On a similar note, Jackie just
knew she shouldn't have had those burritos before coming out to the ring.
When Rico was finally forced to choose between two beautiful women, he decided he could no longer deny the geek within. He was always a sucker for Princess Leia impersonators.
Stacy: "The ring is on fire!"
Jackie: "Oh, my! Who will save us?"
Rico: "Stand back, ladies! This looks like a job for ... RICOMAN!"
Glenn Jacobs IS Mr. Freeze.
In a chilling dramatization with a poorly contructed dummy, Brock warns that anyone caught on the internet will be burned at the stake.
Benoit tries to best to ignore the weird mildew infestation growing on HBK's neck.
When he moved to RAW, Benoit never figured that, week in a week out, Evolution members would be thrusting their hands in his crotch. He always figured it would be vice versa...
.... But, dammit all, it was just a ruse to steal his wallet.
You're never too old to have fun playing peek-a-boo.
In a really bizarre plot development, HBK turns on Benoit by firing a flaming spitwad at his crotch.
Benoit should have known better. All the midcarders backstage warned him: Don't believe Trips when he tells you there's a shiny quarter on the mat.
Things looked bad for Benoit until Midget Orton dived in to save the day.
Booker T has his match with Matt Hardy well in hand when suddenly ... it began raining midcarders.
Booker T would have won the match, but the Ref was having too much fun doing cartwheels.
After Flair brought in the two dancing Chippendales, Mick knew that his chances of winning the staring contest were doomed.
"Rock? Who is this 'Rock' you speak of of? I am ... Guy Incognito."
Looking to derail Randy's gimmick as a "Legend Killer", Rock pulls a gun out on Mick.
Later that night, security mistook Rock and Foley for two drunk truckers and tried to clear them out of the ring.
"And this ... this my favorite one, if you smell what the Rock's cookin'... THIS little piggy had ROAST BEEF..."