[Mr. Nerfect]

The following is the craziest thing I have ever suggested:

Like, seriously, I think the only reason I am suggesting this is because of how crazy it is.

What if Hulk Hogan is funding ROH, just so he can stick it to Vince. Why ROH? Fuck's me, that's why it's so crazy, but what if Gabe saved Hogan's cat or something from a fire, and then did the same thing for his dog the next week, and Hogan was like "Oh, brother. You've truly been there for me, brother. If there's something you ever need, brother, even if it's Brooke's vagina, brother, just call me, brother."

So Hogan hates Vince now, and Gabe calls up Hulk: "Hey man, remember me, I saved your pets...anyway, man, I was wondering, I've got this little wrestling promotion, it's not your kind of scene, these guys roll around and fly well,"
"Thank God, brother. I'm too old to do you that kind of favour brother,"
"Nah, man. I was just wondering if you'd give me some cash, and instead of asking you to wrestle, because we all know how painful that is, you just look like God by providing wrestling with an alternative to Vince's shit?"
"God? Brother, I'm there. You'll like build a statue for me and everything? Brother, this is amazing, I'd love to stick it to Vince."

And anyway, at Respect is Earned, Hogan comes out, and he cuts a promo that goes like this:

"Holy crap, man! These guys are way too fast for me, brother! Back in my day, everyone was a lot bigger, but I wouldn't want to pick a fight with any of these talented dudes. Hulkamania can never be killed, brother, but if there's a place where it can die a humbled death, it is in Ring of Honor, dude! I walked in here Hulk Hogan, and I walk out Terry Bollea."

I don't know what Hogan would get out of it, other than Vince probably having a heart attack, but maybe Gabe could like promise to get Brooke's career going, by insisting to the IWC that she really isn't that bad? Or Gabe could promise Hogan like some kind of way to constantly be remembered, maybe a statue on the PPV set, or something?

It'd be crazy, but Hogan represents "sport entertainment" as much as anyone. For him to put over the "art" of professional wrestling would be huge. He might even be crazy enough to think that it'd make him a God to WWE fans, and to ROH fans, hence a God to everyone. Although, we all know Hogan would rather spend his nights thinking of ways he could Leg Drop the entire company to "put it over".

I dunno, just a crazy, crazy idea I had. I think Gabe's planning something. Not quite that crazy, but I don't think he's going out to bat empty handed.