Steve-O Austin attempts to do what no other man has done before...get more airtime than HHH
Austin: RHYNO! BEER ME!
"Vince McMahon is 7 feet tall."
"Ay I've heard, if he were here, he'd consume the midcarders with fireballs on his eyes, and bolts on lightning from his arse."
The new "queer eye for the wrestling guy" debuts with Stevie getting a radical makeover.
Molly: I'm uglier!
Jazz: NO I AM!
Ref: Its just a thriller...
Austin: Hey Molly how ya doing?
Molly: Steve?
Austin: Good match out there huh
Molly: Steve my eyes are up here!
Austin: I've made my choice
Wolverine, always the sly one
Stacy: oh my god!
Jackie: It's horrible
Rico: Why didn't Trips and HBK use nightvision like everyone else...
If I stand still enough, HHH won't notice I'm still in the ring.
HHH: Hey Godwinn, remember that pig pen match?
Godwinn (on cross): oh yeah that was a good time
HHH: Yeah....well now BURN FOR IT!
Benoit: Oh you don't like it now huh! YEAH DAVE HEAR THAT FUCKING OCEAN!
Batista: IS THIS RIGHT SHAWN?!?!?!?!
HBK: No you need to have both his legs, cross them and lean back
Batista: ....HOW ABOUT NOW?!?!?!
HBK: Dave you ok? you have more roid rage than usual..
Batista: ARGHARKGDSGKHSDRG
HBK: Forgive me father for I have sinned...
Foley: C'mon sing along....you can dance when you want to....you can leave your friends behind