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Starting at Judgement Day, the Great Khali will officially become Doomsday to John Cena's Superman. Both Cena and Khali will kill eachother in the middle of the ring. From there, Raw, ECW, and Smackdown will all hold tribute shows to the WWE's dead Super Cena with a fifty foot statue of Cena being added to the stage of Raw. At Summerslam, four strangers will appear claiming they are the real Cena and compete in a fourway match for the title. They are:
1. Hornswaggle who will claim he is a clone of the real Cena but he just doesn't have all of Cena's superpowers (or height) yet.
2. Val Venis will emerge wearing Cena's sneakers, saying the spirit of the dead champion motivated him to move out of his lifer status in Heat burial.
3. Hulk Hogan will return and claim Super Cena's powers were transfered to him and that Hulkamania is once again running wild.
4. Rob Van Winkle aka Vanilla Ice will become a WWE superstar saying he is the original white rapper and Cena's powers are his own.
This match of course will end with Hogan winning because...come on, he's Hogan and he's twenty years past anything close to a prime. He just has to win.
Times will turn dark when the evil Hogan/Cena hybrid creature demands that all superstars be destroyed by way of laying down in the middle of the ring and taking an atomic old-ass leg drop like bitches! This will continue until a new stranger wearing a WordLife medallion appears who seems to have a strange knowledge of thugonomics. He will challenge Hogan/Cena to a match at Survivor Series and become the champion making everyone realize that the real Cena has returned!
In essence, Cena will be champion at years end and the WWE will continue producing bullshit as farfetched, if not more so than the preceding, for the remainder of the year...
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