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December to Dismember
Paul: Mr.McMahon we got an Elimination Chamber match as the main event which will feat. RVD, Punk, Lashley, Sabu...
Vince: WT...hell you mean the guy we got from TNA.
Paul: Yes Sir.
Vince: The guy with a stupid ring attire.
Paul: Yes Sir.
Vince: The Guy with bad looks and only great high flying manuvers and class
A wrestling skills.
Paul: But sir you said he is a nice...
Vince: Shut up! I asked does he have bad looks and a lame body?
Paul: Yes Sir.
Vince: Dammit! He is not gonna main event our show. Gotta find a replacement.
Matt approaches Vince.
Vince: Lol! you are the guy who got pinned by a single legged wrestler. Get outta my face.
Vince to Paul: Get me Funaki.
Paul: Sir but he is on Smackdown!
Vince: Dammit! lousy brand expansions.
Hardcore Holly is standing in a q to get into the bathroom.
Vince: Yo Sparky! I know you S.O.B what are you doing here.
Holly: Well I am on ECW.
Vince: Dammit! who the...
Paul: But sir he has a new gimmic...
Vince: Excuses! You're FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holly: Who me?
Vince: Dammit the bald guy with a cap.
Paul: Me sir.
Vince: Are you Heyman?
Paul: Yes Si...
Vince: You're Fired!!!!!
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