Austin: We regret to inform you that Sean O'Haire's weekly entertainment show will not be shown tonight due to trouble transporting his cage to the arena.
Austin: Oh Look, he made it.
Vince does "Eanie Meanie Minie Moe" to see who's next in line for the "Push for 60 Days" Coupon
Vince: No wait, not yet Steve.
Steve: You gave me the go ahead sign
Vince: I thought that was Matt coming out of the bathroom, but it wasn't.
Ref: You, Suicide Plancha Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Austin: Does this look like an autograph sesion to you.
Molly: But Steve, I work here.
Austin: Really.
Ref (in zombie voice): Drink the Koolaid
Cade: Hurry Up
Hurricane: S.H.I.T.
Cade knew to be as hidden as possible to make sure Vince never saw him getting a pinfall.
Ring Announcer: Um Jackie, this ain't your segment
Jackie: Oh really.
Would someone please show Goldberg how to properly use the toaster oven
Wrestlers resort to extreme measures now and days to get out of being burried by HHH.
Benoit: So I see you and Hunter have been playing doctor again.
HBK: Very funny Chris.
Chris: Dave reverse this into a Dragon Sleeper.
Dave: Like this Chris.
Chris: 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks, 2 more weeks.
Things went a little too far when Orton tried to inject some Evolution Koolaid in Benoit's eyes.
Dave: OMG look, a Texas Cloverleaf!!!!!!!!!!
HBK: Not quite Dave.
Hunter now poses for snapshots for 5 mintues before delivering pedigrees to his opponents.
Every so often, Hunter had to remind the superstars that the title really can come off him.
Rock: Wait, wasn't I suppossed to be doing Leno tonight.
Rock is such a nice guy, he even invited the homeless to take part in the festivities.
Rock: So I know that's Flair, but who are the other two.
Foley: Oh Boy.