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Originally Posted by DarthTedious
SITCOM!
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He would have been great on Ally McBeal.
(Not that I ever watched that show......naked......with toddlers......or small lubed woodland creatures.)
Ally: (muffled) "MMHHHBBBBHHHBBHMMMM!!!"
Judge: "What was that Ms. McBeal?"
Ally: (muffled) "MMMMMMMMHHHHHBBBHBHBBBMMMMM!!!"
Judge: "I still can't hear you, speak up!"
(Khali opens his mouth and Ally screams from inside) Ally: " I SAID OBJECTION!!! THE PROSECUTION IS TRYING TO EAT ME AGAIN!!!!"
Judge: " Hey, now that you mention it...my gavel is missing again too. Well, what do you have to say for yourself Mr. Prosecutor?"
Khali looks at the ceiling and tries to whistle, but chokes and spits out one of Ally's shoes & a gavel.
Khali shrugs.
Judge: "Oh you crazy Khali!"
(Courtroom laughs.)