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In need of a new mouthpiece ever since he ate his last one, the Great Khali hires a new guy named Pardeep to be his voice. Pardeep constantly praises the Great Khali and talks about how he's the most destructive force on the planet. But what people also don't know is that he's also one fearsome cricket player.
Thus begins a trend of Pardeep constantly sneaking cricket mallets into the ring, which the Great Khali then uses to knock out his opponents and put them on the injury list. However, one day, plans go awry, and the Great Khali is knocked out by HHH, who knows how to use these types of things. Khali is never seen from again, and Pardeep is fired with him.
Sephiroph
During a match, Kane is haunted by a flaming figure on the titantron who claims he knows something Kane doesn't want people to know. For weeks, everyone speculates what else it could be, since Kane has already been revealed to be so many ridiculous things.
When it comes time for Sephiroph to debut, he proclaims that Kane is actually his father, and he's here to set him on fire for being a horrible dad and never being there.
Every week, Seph interrupts Kane's matches with a torch and tries to light his father on fire, but to no avail.
Finally, Vince signs a match to settle this: the first ever Flaming Infernal Hell in a Cell Ladder match, wherein the first person to climb out of the cell, go up a ladder, light his opponent on fire, then throw the person off the cage wins.
After a brutal 56 minute battle, Sephiroph lights Kane on fire and tosses him off the cage. Kane crashes through the ramp and apparently back to hell! Sephiroph becomes the new Kane, effectively, and enjoys 15 years of near-main eventing, including a record 45 second title reign at Wrestlemania when...
Mike the Metal Ed
Mike the Metal Ed cashes in the money in the bank that he JUST won an hour before to pin an absolutely exhausted Sephiroph, who had just finished a 90 minute Hell in a Cell Ironman match and captured the title for the first time in his career.
Mike goes on to hold the title for three months before it is discovered that he regularly indulges on pot. Vince, wanting to keep the company clean, promptly buries Mike until he goes to TNA and leads them to the top of the fed wars for 36 weeks.
Five years later, Mike returns to the WWE (after it has bought out TNA) and remains a main event jobber for the rest of his tenure.
Mr. JL
On ECW, a new wrestler crashes a match one day and executes an incredible 450 star frog splash (450 + frog splash). Calling himself MJL, the "New F'n Show," he quickly gains a cult following with his innovative offensive maneuvers.
However, the powers that be refuse to push him because he hasn't paid the dues, and he languishes in the mid card for four years before finally getting a main event push that ends harshly when he is buried by HHH. Disenchanted, he starts popping prescription pills and working stiffly, knowing that the company can't let him go because he'd be a great asset to another fed.
This is eventually adopted into his gimmick, and JPL (P for prozac) quickly becomes a hated heel who doesn't care about anyone or anything. Gradually, JPL morphs into a real jerk backstage, which endears him to Vince. This allows him to receive a real main event push and capture the WWE title, which he holds for 12 months. Unfortunately, years of drug use take their toll on his body, and he is forced to retire shortly thereafter.
Mr. JL retains work as a WWE agent afterwards.
Lara Emily
For weeks, promo about the ultimate female wrestler are broadcast on WWE. Finally, Lara Emily makes her debut in the women's division, plowing through everyone in her way with an incredible array of suplexes and submission moves. Lara quickly captures the women's title and goes on a 2 year reign.
Ultimately, she decides to move on and start competing with men. This might have gone well, had backstage politics not interfered and forced her to become a glorified midcard jobber. After several months, Lara moves back to the women's division, but lack of a challenge eventually bore her, and she leaves the WWE to pursue a career as a stuntwoman.
Nervous Ferret
One day, Eugene is met by a strangely familiar character who reveals that he is his longlost twin brother, Wils'n. Wils'n and Eugene quickly become best friends, frustrating their opponents with their incredible mat wrestling while at the same time acting extremely retardedly. The two establish a nice tag title run before dropping into relative obscurity for a couple of years.
Fortunately, John Cena takes a liking to Wils'n and adopts him into his new Prototypical Rap Kew, made up of Kevin Federline, Ric Flair, and a surprisingly returning Jake the Snake Roberts.
Together, the five become a top stable for the better part of a year, before Wils'n quits the WWE due to personal issues.
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One day, a new wrestler named Apokalypse faces HHH in a match. HHH pins him after a Pedigree turns into a tiger driver.
Vastardikai
In a surprising move to many, Paul Heyman returns to the WWE, and he brings with him a new wrestler: Vat Vastard, who is a disgustingly huge and powerful hoss in the vein of Bastion Booger, only he constantly eats and throws Cheetos at his opponents. However, he is able to do a moonsault, and Vince promptly pushes him to the moon.
After mowing through people like Chris Benoit, Bobby Lashley, Umaga, and Mr. Kennedy, Vat Vastard faces off against John Cena for the title. Somehow, he gets the win when the referee accidentally makes a threecount before Cena can kick out (Cena being overwhelmed by the weight behind Vastard's pin). Realizing that, out of kayfabe, Vince doesn't want him to be champ, Vastard evades all methods of getting him to drop the title. Somehow, he lasts seven months without defending the title!
However, ultimately, he is screwed when, before a match, Vince has Vastard drugged. He passes out midmatch and is counted out, but because the stipulation is that a title can change on a countout, John Cena becomes 18 time WWE champion.