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**Corkscrewed** · 05-26-2007, 09:00 PM

Xerxes

Tired of dominating everything, the Great Khali demands a real challenge. Out comes Xerxes, an eight foot monster with a super deep voice and thousands of Persians at his command. Khali quickly falls victim to the 300 CHOPS. However, this loss clears his mind, and he decides to join Xerxes.

The two dominate the tag scene and capture the WWE and World titles, becoming the most dominant two man power trip ever.

Backstage politics becomes useless, because the men are so huge that no one can make them do anything.

If there's one positive, it's that Vince learns to ease off on his hoss fetish. But that is not before Xerxes and the Great Khali set records with five year world title reigns.

Kayfabe Man
As per the terms of his lawsuit win, KM gets a spot on the roster. Every week, he comes out and reveals a secret of the trade, frustrating Vince by showing how chair shots can be taken relatively painlessly, how wrestlers communicate with each other, how the 'X' injury signal isn't real anymore, and that sort of thing.

Because of his contract, KM cannot be fired. He also retains creative control and books himself to become champion. Finally, at Wrestlemania, he faces off against Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster has been led to believe he will win, and perhaps he would have, but he hurts his back and is unable to nosell or kick out when KM pins him.

Kayfabe Man becomes the first person to actually end Hulkamania, because as a result of his back injury, Hulk Hogan is never able to walk again.

Extreme Angle
One day, a stage hand finds that someone shit in his bag. Randy Orton runs by and screams "HAHA!!! You're not that extreme, angle!!!!"

DAMNinator!
Damninator enjoys a successful career replacing Ron Simmons and saying DAMN! every week. Eventually, he incorporates puns and jokes involving beavers and hydroelectric power. And DAM it all, it becomes popular.

He never wrestles, however, and enjoys a 15 second work week. Eventually, rich from all of his merchandise sales, he retires and becomes a car salesman.

And that's all I'm gonna do. Sorry to those who wished me a belated birthday, but I'm leaving for Italy in two days, and I've got other stuff to do.

I'll just rep you guys instead or something.

05-26-2007, 09:00 PM	#76
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Xerxes Tired of dominating everything, the Great Khali demands a real challenge. Out comes Xerxes, an eight foot monster with a super deep voice and thousands of Persians at his command. Khali quickly falls victim to the 300 CHOPS. However, this loss clears his mind, and he decides to join Xerxes. The two dominate the tag scene and capture the WWE and World titles, becoming the most dominant two man power trip ever. Backstage politics becomes useless, because the men are so huge that no one can make them do anything. If there's one positive, it's that Vince learns to ease off on his hoss fetish. But that is not before Xerxes and the Great Khali set records with five year world title reigns. Kayfabe Man As per the terms of his lawsuit win, KM gets a spot on the roster. Every week, he comes out and reveals a secret of the trade, frustrating Vince by showing how chair shots can be taken relatively painlessly, how wrestlers communicate with each other, how the 'X' injury signal isn't real anymore, and that sort of thing. Because of his contract, KM cannot be fired. He also retains creative control and books himself to become champion. Finally, at Wrestlemania, he faces off against Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster has been led to believe he will win, and perhaps he would have, but he hurts his back and is unable to nosell or kick out when KM pins him. Kayfabe Man becomes the first person to actually end Hulkamania, because as a result of his back injury, Hulk Hogan is never able to walk again. Extreme Angle One day, a stage hand finds that someone shit in his bag. Randy Orton runs by and screams "HAHA!!! You're not that extreme, angle!!!!" DAMNinator! Damninator enjoys a successful career replacing Ron Simmons and saying DAMN! every week. Eventually, he incorporates puns and jokes involving beavers and hydroelectric power. And DAM it all, it becomes popular. He never wrestles, however, and enjoys a 15 second work week. Eventually, rich from all of his merchandise sales, he retires and becomes a car salesman. And that's all I'm gonna do. Sorry to those who wished me a belated birthday, but I'm leaving for Italy in two days, and I've got other stuff to do. I'll just rep you guys instead or something.