Thread: How would you book a Chris Jericho return?
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:30 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by FourFifty
I'd have video montages build it up for a few months. "THE RETURN OF CHRIS JERICHO!!!!" Hell, maybe do a countdown like they did with Jericho's WWE debut. So Cena is cutting a promo and then the countdown comes on at 60 seconds. It gets down to 2, lights go off.... AND BIG DICK JOHNSON'S MUSIC PLAYS!!!! Big Dick struts out to the ring, laughing his ass off. He's doing his "I'm a fat sexy man" dance, and Cena is just staring him down...
Out from the crowd comes Chris Jericho with a flaming chain saw and he cuts off Cena's head, cuts the greatest promo ever, and then puts Big Dick into the Walls of Jericho.

You forget one problem: from Cena's body, a new head would grow. And from Cena's severed head, a new body would grow. This would lead to the feud of Next Year's Wrestlemania: Cena vs. Cena. The match would take up the entire 5 hours of Wrestlemania and half of the next Raw.
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