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JR and King are very, very fucking lucky to be who they are.
Anyone else who did as many mis-calls, fuck ups, giving out of improper information, and blatantly stupid comments would have been fired a long time ago.
Vince would've pulled anyone else off the announce table for comparing a turnbuckle to a barbecued rib, yet JR still has a fucking job every week. King's obsessed, horny rampages have gone past annoying into the realm of creepy. They're both washed up and need to be sent out to pasture.
The beautiful thing about TNA announcing, is that Mike Tenay is just about the smartest announcer in wrestling history, with a mind like an encyclopedia, and you always get both a) interesting tidbits on wrestlers and b) correct calling of moves.
Unfortunately, Tenay's knowledge comes with "THATS SO BIZARRE!!!!" which has joined "PUPPIES!!!" in the annoying-enough-to-commit-suicide-with-a-dull-butterknife category.
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