You forgot Melina vs Candace, bitch-boy.
WWE Championship
John Cena vs. Mick Foley vs. Randy Orton vs. King Booker vs. Bobby Lashley
The fun thing about clusterfucks is that there's so much going on that it minimizes the impact if it sucks.
World Heavyweight Championship
Edge vs. Batista
I'm expecting Edge to win, and Batista and Mark Henry to end up in a feud that cripples them both. And everyone is happy.
ECW World Championship
Chris Benoit/Elijah Burke vs. CM Punk/Marcus Cor Von
I'm praying for Benoit vs Monty, but it'll probably be Benoit vs Punk.
WWE Intercontinental Championship
Santino Marella vs. Umaga
Ugh. We couldn't have Santino vs Carlito WHY?! Get the belt off Marella and make it MEAN SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!1111
WWE United States Championship
MVP vs. Ric Flair
Good match for MVP to be able to brag over in the future. BALLIN!
WWE Women's Championship
Melina vs. Candice Michelle
Candice is probably going to win
but hey, anything that allows me to look at Melina =
World Tag Team Championship
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. The Hardys
Add a stip if you want me to care.
WWE Tag Team Championship
Deuce N' Domino vs. TBA
*YAWN*
WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo Guerrero vs. Jimmy Wang Yang
They should have made this some sort of elimination match.