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1: The evening gown match: They've been known to show nudity, but it's likely that the only nudity we'll see is Torrie and Sable who we've all seen already. Worst case scenario, the match would be an excuse to make Mae Young throw her big floppies at King. Yuck, and the match will be HORRIBLE with a capital whore.(Jackie Gaida=nasty bitch with no talent.)
2: Women's Championship: I'd like to see Molly with a new look. It's doubtfull that she'll shave her head completely, but she might look kinda cute with shorter hair. Both are good wrestlers, and it should be a good match, just not the match of the night.
3: Cruiser weight championship: It'll be a cluster**ck. Honestly I see the writers screwing this one up somehow. It'll be way too quick and nobody will be allowed to show off their talent. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't use the match to hype up a match later in the night. IE: Goldberg gets mad for some stupid reason and plows through nine of the ten guys and the last man standing (hiding) sneaks a quick pin. In theory it's a great match, but you've got to remember who's hands it's in. Vinnie will f*** them over.
4: Tag team championship: Normally I'd say this match will be kinda ho hum, but with the addition of Cade and Jindrack I'd like to see the new guys show some fight. Has the chance to be good, but not great.
5: U.S. Championship: Big Stupid Retard vs. Cena, King of the SD of a bleek future sent back in time to right the company before judgement day. The question is if Cena can hold the match up. I never saw the past matches of Cena vs BS so I'm not sure I can answer that question. Not the match of the night.
6: Taker/Kane: Oh god...I think I'm gonna eat a lot of cheese like three days before WM so when this match comes up I can be like "Excuse me, I need to use the little boy's room." and as I walk out I grab me "War and Peace" or the Bible or something to last me the match.
7: R&S vs Evo: Seems like all hype, but you can't deny the raw charisma of four of these five guys. If Batista only makes some key moves and doesn't dominate the match (which I don't think he will) it should be good.
8: Vitamin C v. HLA...er CLB: WHo came up with CLB. It reeks of the stench of Steph. It's not even catchy. Good match, possibly a runner up for the night, and deffinately going to be WM worthy despite the fact that the storyline is not. They've been hyping this one up for two months now, so it better be good. If not, I'll send hate mail to my grandpa. I swear.
9: Brock vs. Assclown Retard that I wish would die: Brock seems to carry the abilities of the guy he's working with. If his opponent is good, he works good. If they're bad, so is Brock. You can kinda see where I'm going with this. Austin is just for hype. Expect some stunners. Vinnie Mac will come out for it too. If you like the work between Vince and Austin you might be able to ignore the crapfest in the ring.
10: Triple threat championship: It'll have a stupendous ending that everyone will talk about for a while afterwards, but the match itself will only be par for a WM. I haven't heard anything about Trips having a groin injury that will cause him to hide for twenty minutes while the other guys beat the shit out of each other, so I don't see this as being a rehash of the Elim Chamber. R&S will have some involvement in the match, but not directly. Possibly just to keep the rest of Evo from screwing with the match.
11: WWE championship: Match of the night, match of the year. Match of the past couple years maybe. I love both guys and I think they're two of the three MVP's of SD. Best match of the night.
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