Yeah, I know you've never heard of them. It's my cousin's band back in Buffalo, NY. I haven't seen the guy in like 4 years, but I thought I'd try to find them on YouTube. Not bad IMO. They used to be called "Wide of the Mark" and were incredibly EMO. Seem to be getting a bit harder and the "SATAN IS YOUR MASTER..." bit at the end cracked me up.
My cousin's the skinny fucker singing and playing guitar. Check it out and see what you think.