[Afterlife]

Originally Posted by mrslackalack ''Worlds Biggest Steroid Hater'' Mark Henry with his new manager fitness guru Simon Dean!

You know what? Simon Dean would be perfect.

He joined the roster to promote his Simon System, right? So have him return, saying that his company is pulling out their sponsor of WWE because he doesn't want the bad image of steroids tainting the reputation of his all-natural, drug-free system. Who needs "performance enhancers" when you have "physique engancers"?

Have some noble, Americana propaganda face like, i dunno...um...Fuck, Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Sure, Hacksaw comes out with the ol' "you think you're so great, then why are you leavin'?" shtick. "Prove you're a man and put your money where your mouth is," genreic pride stuff. Dean says he doesn't have to prove his system works, because it talks for itself. That's when Henry comes out.

Mark Henry: Spokesman for the Simon System.

Bring back the Gymini, and you've got the physically largest stable I can think of, and the whole thing is a reverse-face storyline. You have the guys that are bragging about being steroid-free beating on all the guys they also claim need enhancers to "stay in the game".

From there, Dean re-signs his sponsorship on the condition that he gets air-time every week to display the high quality of his system -- by having his goons beat on alleged "Juicers".

The WWE rarely uses a polar reversal, and I think having Simon Dean return as an anti-steroid fanatic would be amazing, especially with the irony of The World's Strongest Man as his go-to guy.