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If Mr. Kennedy were a babyface on SmackDown!, he'd have Edge, The Undertaker, Kane, Rey Mysterio and even Finlay. As he's on RAW, I'm not sure who is going to help him. Everyone there seems pretty selfish.
I still want to see The Rock show up on RAW one day, and just a cut a promo because he's in town, and missed the millions (and MILLIONS!) of The Rock's fans, and then Mr. Kennedy interrupts.
Mr Kennedy: Sorry, Dwayne. This is a wrestling show, it's reserved for wrestlers. So take your actor ass out of my ring, because you stopped being relevent in 2003, Flex.
The Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Who in the blue Hell are you?
*Mr. Kennedy gets a cocky smile on his face, shrugs and then gets into his stance*
Mr. Kennedy: MIIISSSTTERRR!
The Rock: It doesn't matter who you are!!!
*Kennedy continues uninterrupted*
Mr. Kennedy: KENNNEEDDDYYY!!!!!!!
*Kennedy gets right in The Rock's face*
Mr. Kennedy: KENNEDY!
The Rock then takes off his glasses and just stares at Kennedy, then extends his hand and does the "Just Bring It" gesture. Kennedy then slaps The Rock across his face. The Rock then starts laying into Kennedy, and gives him the old spit punch over the top rope. The main event becomes The Rock vs. Mr. Kennedy, which Kennedy wins cleanly with the Kenton Bomb.
As for who would continue to help Kennedy grow, two men come to mind. One is a titleless John Cena. Kennedy would constantly out-stage Cena on the mic (and probably in the ring), so Cena would probably end up getting booed, but it would be entertaining to just see Kennedy act like the biggest dick in the world to Cena, and remind him that nice guys finish last. Just don't have Cena try and be funny. "Mr. Cameltoe" doesn't even make sense, really.
The other name that comes to mind is Shawn Michaels. Honestly, a Shawn Michaels vs. Mr. Kennedy feud honestly gets me excited. HBK returns, and Mr. Kennedy just cuts a promo tearing into him.
Kennedy: Oh, oh, Shawn. I think I'm hip, I think I'm edgy. Shawn, the only thing hip about you is your replacement. Ah, I'm just being mean. You're pretty cool Shawn. After all, every night before you come out here: "Please God, let me be ultra hip tonight. Please God, stop my hair from blowing off when I go for my Flying Elbow. Please God, let me actually get my leg high enough for the Sweet Chin Music.
Kennedy acting as a total dick = ratings. It's how Stone Cold Steve Austin got over as something special. What I wouldn't give to hear one of Stone Cold's rants on John Cena. "You think you're real tough with your little John Cena cap, your little John Cena shirt, your little John Cena wristband, your crappy John Cena chain, your pathetic shorts, your stupid shoes, your ridiculous buzzcut, your professionally moisturised skin..." That would be right up there with The Rock/Mr. Kennedy.
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