Whoever wins, we lose.
Cena Vs Lashley
Winner: Cena
How: Pinfall
Move: FU
Gee, I wonder who the mystery opponent is...
Khali vs Batista Vs Kane
Winner: Khali
How: Pin
Move: Chokebomb
No witty heading, but Johnny boy looks like a fag.
John Morrison Vs CM Punk
Winner: John Morrison
How: Pin
Move: Rollup
Jeff Hardy Vs Umaga
Winner: Umaga
How: Pin
Move: Samoan Spike
Bull Rope match of death, and blindess if Dusty takes his shirt off.
Dusty Rhodes Vs Randy Orton
Winner: Randy Orton
How: Pin
Move: RKO
Candice Michelle Vs Melina
Winner: Candice
How: Pin
Move: Spinning Heel Kick
Matt Hardy Vs MVP
Winner: MVP
How: Pin
Move: Play of the Day
Carlito Vs The Sandman
Singapore Cane on a Pole match
Winner: Sandman
How: Pin
Move: Cane Shot