TNA will announce the first ever Pacman match:
Pacman will be sitting on a scaffold that can only be accessed via ladder.
2 strippers will be sitting on poles (new concept for them

). The only way to win the match is to get your designated stripper off the pole and up the ladder to Pacman, who will beat the shit out of the stripper.
By the way, when they book it in 2 months, I want Royalties.