Wait. Wait, one fucking minute. You mean to tell me that GI fucking Joe, real AMERICAN heroes, with the red white and blue in the fucking logo, is based in god damn Brussels? Thats like making the transformers movie and having them all transform into different canned vegetables instead of vehicles.
And how in gods name do you make a GI Joe movie and not have cobra commander as the main villain?
Was there some sort of contest I didn't hear about it where collecting enough Nabisco snack points let you write the script for a feature film?
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