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Kennedy looked like the biggest tool last week. I love him, but he was claiming to be Vince's son with evidence like "My last name is the same as your middle name?" What the fuck does that have to do with anything? I get that people want Kennedy to get a push, but this thing is hurting him rather than helping, in my opinion.
Next week, I would have Mr. Kennedy make an appearance. When Vince, Jonathan Coachman, Vince's attorneys and maybe a combination of Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Mick Foley, Eric Bischoff, Paul Heyman, Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon or Linda McMahon out there to watch in his humiliation, have Kennedy appear on the titantron (which will get a huge pop in Green Bay), and have him say that he is recording this as of the week prior, and that he has asked this to be played to explain why he is not in Greeeen Baaay, Wisconsin(!) tonight. He has decided to go on a search for his real biological father, as he can no longer compete with the image of a man watching him wrestle, without knowing whether or not he is proud.
Kennedy then takes some time off for his suspension, he gets to appear in a segment with the big stars, and he can return as he was before this shit dragged Kennedy into it.
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