Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

The Ortonbot 2000 also comes with choice of custom programmable looks, including (as shown here) the Zoolander pose.


Mick was frustrated. Why did the Ortonbot 2000 always have to glitch and freeze for five minute when he was around?


Bischoff: "Mick, the warrantee clearly says that we are not liable for any wasted time caused by faultiness in the Ortonbot! I'm sorry, but I can't help you!"


Ortonbot 2000: "Why. Why. Why. Why do. You. Not love. Me?"
Mick: "Dammit..."


Eventually, Mick had enough and abandoned his Ortonbot. Maybe someone else would salvage the thing.