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Old 09-12-2007, 08:57 PM   #4
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News Anchor: We have breaking news. An American Airlines plane had to make an emergency landing because wrestling superstar, Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore, defecated in his pants and started throwing it at passengers. He was escorted off the plane and released after he apparently told detectives - and this is a direct quote -

"I was told by Vince McMahon to act retarded, and then he said 'I don't care how you do it, you can throw your shit at other people for all I care'."

Vince McMahon reportedly fired Eugene on the spot.
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