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**Xero** · 09-15-2007, 10:42 PM

Cor Von should completely destroy Morrison after he takes the belt back from Punk. Like, after Morrison beats him, 'Von comes out, beats the living shit out of him and POOOUNCEE!!!! PERIOD! Then pins him.

The next SmackDown!, he gives Khali THE POOOOUNCE and beats him for the WHC in 2 seconds flat. In a pinfall win.

Then on RAW, he and Cena have a staredown and Vince books 'Von/Cena later that night. Cena goes for an FU and 'Von reverses it into the best move this side of Nash's 1080 Splash - The 450 DDT into a Fisherman's Suplex. 123, 'Von is the undisputed champion of everything...... Or so we think...

At TNA's Bound for Glory PPV, 'Von comes out after Angle wins his match, 'Von strikes and BOOM!......... OLYMPIC SLAM! 123! KURT ANGLE IS THE WWE, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT, ECW, TNA AND IPWG CHAMPION!

Angle shows up on RAW with the entire TNA roster and Cena beats them all in a 23-on-1 spike on a pole reverse ladder kennel from hell match at Survivor Series. But wait!

IT'S BRET HART! Bret comes out, looks at Cena, collapses and cries at the sheer sight of them. However, the returning Shawn Michaels comes out, Super Kicks Cena and pins him, then gives Bret the Sharpshooter. Earl comes from the crowd and calls for the bell.

The next night on RAW, the entire KLIQ comes out and says that Vince doesn't own wrestling, Jeff Jarrett doesn't own wrestling, but Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Triple H do! That's right, Vince McMahon turned over the ownership during the current steroid scandal.

But then, Real American hits and Hulk Hogan comes out, saying that before the first WrestleMania Vince sold his soul, and his company, to the devil. Well, it just so turns out that Hogan is the devil!

Then out of no where The Ghostbusters music hits and they come out, cross the streams and destroy Hogan. Turns out he was made of old orange rinds and traffic cones.

The Kliq then toss Cena into the crowd, which unfortunately is the same exact crowd from the second One Night Stand. Cena is ripped apart and lights pour from his body. It turns out that the spirit of The Ultimate Warrior had overtaken his body. Everyone waves goodbye to the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior, he says "YOU'RE ALL FAGS!" and proceeds to punch world out of it's orbit with his massive paranormal fist.

09-15-2007, 10:42 PM	#3
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Cor Von should completely destroy Morrison after he takes the belt back from Punk. Like, after Morrison beats him, 'Von comes out, beats the living shit out of him and POOOUNCEE!!!! PERIOD! Then pins him. The next SmackDown!, he gives Khali THE POOOOUNCE and beats him for the WHC in 2 seconds flat. In a pinfall win. Then on RAW, he and Cena have a staredown and Vince books 'Von/Cena later that night. Cena goes for an FU and 'Von reverses it into the best move this side of Nash's 1080 Splash - The 450 DDT into a Fisherman's Suplex. 123, 'Von is the undisputed champion of everything...... Or so we think... At TNA's Bound for Glory PPV, 'Von comes out after Angle wins his match, 'Von strikes and BOOM!......... OLYMPIC SLAM! 123! KURT ANGLE IS THE WWE, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT, ECW, TNA AND IPWG CHAMPION! Angle shows up on RAW with the entire TNA roster and Cena beats them all in a 23-on-1 spike on a pole reverse ladder kennel from hell match at Survivor Series. But wait! IT'S BRET HART! Bret comes out, looks at Cena, collapses and cries at the sheer sight of them. However, the returning Shawn Michaels comes out, Super Kicks Cena and pins him, then gives Bret the Sharpshooter. Earl comes from the crowd and calls for the bell. The next night on RAW, the entire KLIQ comes out and says that Vince doesn't own wrestling, Jeff Jarrett doesn't own wrestling, but Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman, and Triple H do! That's right, Vince McMahon turned over the ownership during the current steroid scandal. But then, Real American hits and Hulk Hogan comes out, saying that before the first WrestleMania Vince sold his soul, and his company, to the devil. Well, it just so turns out that Hogan is the devil! Then out of no where The Ghostbusters music hits and they come out, cross the streams and destroy Hogan. Turns out he was made of old orange rinds and traffic cones. The Kliq then toss Cena into the crowd, which unfortunately is the same exact crowd from the second One Night Stand. Cena is ripped apart and lights pour from his body. It turns out that the spirit of The Ultimate Warrior had overtaken his body. Everyone waves goodbye to the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior, he says "YOU'RE ALL FAGS!" and proceeds to punch world out of it's orbit with his massive paranormal fist. Last edited by Xero; 09-15-2007 at 10:47 PM.