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Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Linda.
It's a swerve. He's not a bastard.
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With Vince on the road so often there was one point in time where he didn't see Linda for a year. He left somewhere in her 3rd month when she could get away with wearing baggy clothing. She had the bastard, and when she realized that instead of giving Vince the greatest gift of all when he came back it was a midget! She gave it a stupid name and left it on the steps of a church.
She used the rest of the time to get rid of most of the paper work, and brainwash her other children.
It makes perfect sense!