John Cena loses the WWE Championship to Randy Orton at No Mercy when Ric Flair returns, as a heel, and costs Cena the title match with a cattle prod/taser.
The next week, Vince McMahon promotes the HUGE rematch for the WWE Championship, live on RAW, for NEXT week.
The following week, John Cena is arrested early on in the show for "sexually harassing" Candice Michelle, and is then taken to be held for questioning at the police station (which is across the street from the arena, btw).
In his stead, Triple H announces that he will take Cena's spot and face Orton for the WWE Championship. With Cena still incarcerated, HHH faces off with Randy in the main event. The bell rings, and Orton takes a HUGE HIT... from the finger poke of doom. Triple H pins Randy Orton with his foot and wins the WWE Championship, as they yell and celebrate together.
A CSI Investigator comes back to Cena and reveals that the feces found in Candice's bag don't match the feces they pulled out of his lower intestine at the beginning of the show, so he's free to go. John Cena sprints back to the arena where...
Randy Orton and Triple H are celebrating. Cena hits the ring and starts to dominate on both men, when Ric Flair hits the ring, but gets beaten down by Cena as well. Batista comes out of nowhere and bashes Cena with the World Heavyweight Championship belt.
With Cena down and out, Randy Orton, Triple H, Ric Flair and Batista celebrate in the ring: the next coming of EVOLUTION: silver and black edition.
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