It's happened to everyone. You weren't paying attention in the genetics lab and you accidentally create an evil 50 foot tall clone of yourself. Typical.
Kane was heading in for the kill before his opponent used new HypnoCan™
Kane packed up at the end of the first ever WWE Yard Sale
"Kane... obey HypnoCan's instructions, or I'll give you one of my...
special headaches"
Kane regaled the audience with the hits of
Roxette on the world's largest karaoke machine
Renee Dupree had fought for years against a terrible affliction. His left buttock was significantly larger than his right
While nobody was looking, the referee discreetly passed the reefer to Rob and Mark...
...which proved to be a mistake when they got into a fight over who got last toke. Van Dam was heard to scream "Puff, puff GIVE! You're screwing up the rotation!"
"Doc? I need your help. There's a midget Christian growing on my left shoulder"
Knowing that his contribution to the evening was over, Van Dam grabbed onto his invisible hang glider and prepared for takeoff.
The Invisible Man's new lime green tights were a hit!
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
In a moment of hillarity, Michaels and Benoit both pulled the joy-buzzer gag at the same time.
"Do I detect a hint of minty freshness?"
Screw the consequences. That last Starbrite mint had belonged to Molly, and she was getting it back no matter what the cost!
"Someone here order a Molly Holly RealDoll?
halfway through the match someone shouted "Hands up if you fancy Justin Timberlake!"
Tragedy struck when a falling Wrestlemania sign cut off Victoria's arm.
Tragedy struck when Steve Austin got so drunk that he accidentally punched himself in the face.
In a moment of deliberate humilliation, the referee made Jericho smell his hands.
Jericho and the ref were about to spitroast Stevie when...
They caught sight of the two drag queens.
Tragedy struck when The Rock got his eyebrow caught on a fishook hanging from the ceiling
When Clowns Have Dandruff
The Rock was less than pleased when Mick brought out his blind date.
The Rock loaded and readies his patented Granny Catapult
The whole crowd shouted back "THREE!" and Mick replied "Wrong! One of them is a thumb!"
Age had not been kind to Donnie Wahlberg
Age had not been kind to Little Jimmy Osmond.
It was 11PM, and The Rock did not know where his deodorant was.
The airport had been tipped off that this man was hiding cocaine in his teeth.
Before he could join the orgy, The Rock was struck down by a terrible bout of back pain.
Position #4799, the Man Stirrups.
On second thoughts, the black pants suited The Invisible Man much better
Tragedy struck as Ric Flair was decapitated by a falling Wrestlemania sign. In other news, Vince McMahon swore he would never do business with Cut Price Signs, Inc. again.
The Rock Realdoll was frighteningly lifelike.
This was the last time Mick Foley was accepting brownies from Rob Van Dam
Evolution escape on an invisible hang-glider built for three.