Zordon was back, and he wasn't very pleased with Kane's recent performance.
Kane found it a little disheartening that the grand sum of all his credibility only fit into that little jar.
The set-up crew learned its lesson: Never leave the casket of Paul Wight's father lying around when Kane is nearby.
Kane: "Wow, Triple H, and you managed to fit my soul in there too?
Kane's intense promo was momentarily interrupted when Triple H announced that he'd buried everyone on the RAW roster and that the cycle was restarting.
Conway was at a loss. He's finally caught the bumblebee. Now what?
That Rob... even has time to light up in the middle of a match.
As RVD started to get high, Jindrak did his best to follow HHH's orders and hold him down.
"Yeah, Vince, I don't understand. Why did you dye Scotty 2 Hotty's hair and send him over to RAW to be my new tag team partner?
Ad infinitum???"
(Now that's an OLD rabbit out of the hat!)
Someone had forgotted to nail RVD's
wrists to the invisible crucifix.
After a two month absence, Centaur Syndrome struck again.
This time, it took the Type II form: color changing legs.
Matt: "RICK JAMES, BITCH!"
Benoit: "Um..... no."
Benoit knew he shouldn't have trusted Michaels after he saw him hanging out with Rhyno.
Benoit: "We're stuck! What the heck are we going to do???"
Michaels: "Sorry, but orders are orders. Triple H has to pin both of us at Wrestlemania at the same time."
Molly was kind enough to help Lita regurgitate her career.
Geez, Molly. I know Lita's horny, but is now really the time to be fingering her?
The ref frantically signalled the impending arrival of the HHH Anvil, but to no avail.
There it is right now...
Dammit, Austin's gotten so drunk he's talking to his fist again.
Ref: "Feeeee... FEEEEEE!!!"
Jericho: "Ugh, SHADDUP!"
The ref (along with Jericho) was too surprised by the sudden return of the Mikey the Midget that he failed to notice Richards trying to break the hold by grabbing his nuts.
Yes, the girls were very excited about the return on N'Sync.
The Rock finally sees himself in the mirror and is bewildered at the goatee.
Rock: "Dammit, that Sean O'Haire is ripping up the midercarders' contracts again!"
You thought Mae Young sexual deviancy was bad... wait till you see her mother's!
When you're as popular as The Rock, even calling a little old lady a homo won't get you heel heat.
Foley strained to unleash a web slinger until he realized he was in fact NOT Spiderman.
It's a bit sad that Superfly had to try some of RVD's stash before this promo.
The Rock had been in Hollywood too long, and thus he gained the ability to manipulate the butterfly effect as well.
The Rock amazes and dazzles the fans by patting his head and rubbing his tummy at the same time.
Critic: "Hey! Vinsh shed I onwy hav tho doo dish tho Twiple H!!!"
Starsky definitely had Hutch's back, but he thought Hutch might just be having a bit too much fun...
Triple H: "Men! Ready the ion cannon!"
Flair: (to the fans) "What? ...... It's the hat, isn't it?"
OR
Even The Rock was not spared from the consequences of drinking Evolution Kool-Aid.
Back problems caused The Rock to lose his smile.
How Jim Duggan had managed to sneak into the arena wearing Foley's clothes I'll never know...
Guys... football season is way over.