[Fryza]

Kane's evil conscience also had to make itself known. F'n Egomaniac.



Kane: Ric told me it was a pineapple...but...I don't see any red...
JR: BAW GAWD STUNNER



Kane: Since you all don't wanna job nicely, I'm taking my casket and going home.



Kane just couldn't get the hang of this magic trick, he saw it on a movie...

Kane: I'M A GREAT MAGICIAN! YOUR COLOR IS RED!



Wait, so we're going to have a second genesis? Is this another one of them Y2K deals?



Bubba: You're working too stiff...
Rob: Wha-What?!
Bubba: Now you're going to pay backstage!
Rob: What?!
Rene: Believe him Rob, he'll do it!



RVD: Dude, ref, get Matt Morgan off of me!
Jindrak: I'M NOT MORGAN!
RVD: Yeah, and I'm not stoned right now.



Worst. Headbutt. Ever.



When Jericho became the new Verizon Wireless Guy, it was up to Christian to end those annoying "Can you hear me now?" commercials once and for all.



To introduce RVD's heel Homophobic Saint angle, the WWE gave Rob a straight halo, complete with batteries to keep it charged!



When Triple H's gene splicing experiments go wrong.



Benoit was just not convinced Hardy was metal.



Benoit: Wanna see a cool trick?
Shawn: Sure!
Benoit: Look over there.
Shawn: *looks behind him* What?
Benoit: *steal Shawn's watch and makes like a bat out of hell.*



Needless to say, the boys in the back chose Benoit to represent, and call down why all of them had to cut their hair, and Shawn didn't.



Lita insulted the wrong Mexican.



Goldberg's spears are better than this...



Here's a prime example of two white supremicists.



Victoria: That doesn't look like the FFX2 logo....



The crowd was more than disturbed to learn that Austin calls his right hand "Fisty."



Ref: Do you, or Do you NOT, Like these Hand Puppets!
Jericho: No. I. Don't.



All Stevie wanted was for Jericho to sell the dropkick...



Stacy: It was this big!
Jackie: Twelve inches?!
Stacy: Yup.
Jackie: Odd that it's as long as you are old!
Stacy: I know! Teehee.



Will Smith?! What the hell? I bet he'll be inducted into the hall of fame too...



Foley: It's SNOWING!
Rock: But this isn't white...
Foley: Racist.



Foley is hitting on Barbara Bush, ladies and gentlemen.



Rock: Stay...Stay.....I SAID STAY!



The crowd didn't really think they'd see a naked Mr. Socko.



When Parkinson victims attack, now on FOX!



Linda looks soooo different....



Worst. Setup. For the. 3D. Ever.



Well, we know what this guy's doing for a Klondike bar...



No Rock, don't shoot yourself in the ass! You aren't Teddy Long! NO!



Evolution learned one of the many flaws in adaptation. That falls was trying to hold up Foley. He wasn't going to about to let it happen.



Dave: I wonder if I did the Pedigree...would Steph go crazy for me...



Dave: OH MY GOD! ROCKY! Richards, he just...OH MY GOD! I must have still been mad from Jericho not selling his dropkick...Randy! Ric! It's Rocky!
Randy: Richards?
Dave: Yes...
Ric: Damn.



Rock does his best fetus impression, and fails.



After sitting like a veggie with his new gimmick, he wondered if this was like the same thing they did with Linda...



Evolution: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!