It was too late for Kane. Seconds later he was devoured by KANE KONG!!!
In desperation, Kane tried to beg off his Wrestlemania match by showing off the suppository he had to take for his "condition".
Kane: See, it says right here: "Do not wrestle your 'dead' older brother while taking this medication."
The crowd groaned in unison as they realized that their lack of positive response meant they'd have to sit through Kane's promo ONE...MORE...TIME!
Next on "Sneak Previews": RVD gives his review of
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Needless to say, Rosie will not be pleased.
BENOIT: Stop saying what I'm saying.
HBK: Stop saying what I'm saying.
BENOIT: Stop it!
HBK: Stop it!
BENOIT: I mean it; cut it out!
HBK: I mean it; cut it out!
BENOIT: I'm telling Vince.
HBK: I'm telling Vince.
BENOIT: MR. McMAAAAAHONNN!!!!
HBK: MR. McMAAAAAHONNN!!!!
VINCE: If you don't cut it out, I'm jobbing you BOTH out to Stevie Richards.
Victoria: And now, please stand for the Pledge of Allegience to the WMXX logo.
Lesson one for the kiddies out there: If you're gonna do your Mr. Garrison impressions out in public, don't forget to
bring the freakin' puppet!
Next on ESPN2: Extreme Charades.
Alarmed, Jericho looked around. He had broken his Big Stevie Cool doll.
Mick had to agree with the audience; The Rock's new "confetti makin'" powers just weren't cutting it.
OLD LADY: Come on, Dwaynie, give Gramma some kissies.
ROCK: NOOOOoooOooOOoOooOooo!!!!!
Gramma had an "oopsie", so now she had to go to the time-out corner.
Mick decides to piss of JR by flashing the "Hook 'Em Horns" sign. Unfortunately, he threw in the thumb for free.
SNUKA: Whanunowa brudda, eekazobihamminagforgaarazzlin...
GUY: No Novocaine, it dulls the senses.