Kane demonstrates to the audience the kinds of facial expressions needed to become a legit WWE monster.
Kane reads: To Kane, Please report to the front office and pick up your weekly payment of oreo cookies.
Kane: Hey, this says Regular or Mint, do I choose one or can I combine?
Because Ed Leslie's buried gimmicks were just to many to fit inside the "Golden Box," Kane helps the WWE unveil the Special "BrutusBeefcakeBarberButcherZodiacDiscipleBootymanFurfaceManWithNoName" Casket, to honor Leslie's various personas
Few people knew that "It all Begins Again," was just the politcaly correct way of saying, "Benoit Will be Buried."
The ref got a little distracted by Sean's new Balloon Animals segment.
Y2J: What do you mean Steph's car stalled out on the highway and I got to go pick her up?
So when did X-Pac make his WWE return?
Matt: Odds and Evens says shoot.
Chris: NO
Matt: Rock, Paper, Scissors says shoot:
Chris: NO
Matt: Come on Chris, I need to win at something.
Shawn: I just got word from the back that their making you Champion at Mania, Congratulations.
Benoit: Thankss Shawn.
Shawn: NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Benoit: Heyyyy
Molly: Come on...Swallow..Swallow.. Don't fight it... There you go hunny.
REF: Okay, Let's see if the koolaid really works
Ref: Whoa, I guess it really does work, she's on a roll.
Ref: Well that didn't last long, I guess she took the cheap kind.
Austin: ...See and Rock smashes Scissors. Okay, Next Question.
Brainwashed Ref: Drink..Drink...Drink..Drink
Jericho: Please, I didn't mean to make Steph listen to Fozzy when I picked her up.
Somebody should of warned Austin not to fly kites in the arena when drunk.
Jackie: Let me guess, Bret Hart right?
The Rock does an impression of Goldberg solving an algebra equation.
Rock: What the... These tickets say "The Rundown" on them.
Foley: Oh Yeah, sorry...Hey, "Walking Tall" looks good though.
Foley really needed to work on his "Version 1" sign.
Snuka: I can't wait to get my hands on The Undertaker this Sunday at Wrestlemania Seven
Foley: OK.....UM.....Superfly Jimmy Snuka everyone.
The Rock wanted to try a double closeline, but the old lady refused to do so until her demands to appear on Leno were met.
The Rock, using the mic as a syringe, does an impresson of Scott Steiner.
Now the Rock shows off his Booker T impression.
Straight behind this mess, you can see the cage of Sean O'Haire dangling in the backround.
Dave: Hey man, are you ok? I was just goofing around.
Randy: Uh Dave, I think he's unconcious
Dave: Ah shit, I'm never trying that standing hurricanrana ever again.
Dave: Wait, Mickey's a Mouse, Pluto's a Dog, Donald's a Duck, but what the hell is Goofy?
Mick had finally awoken from his sleep of 2 months and explained to everyone about this great dream that he had. He had explained that in his dream: Eddie Guerrero was a World Champion, The Deadman was returning at Wrestlemania, Chris Benoit was going to win the Title, Steph and Shane were off TV, Paul Heyman was running Smackdown, Brock Lesnar had F5'ed both Austin and Goldberg, Chavo Guerrero got a push, and The Rock had returned to the WWE.
HHH: Wow Mick, thats quite a dream, but while you were asleep I managed to unify all the titles, reform DX with Kev, Scott, Shawn, and Pac, win the Rumble with two hands tied behind my back, pin Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero, Brock Lesnar, and John Cena in a 5 on 1 hadicapped match, beat Kurt Angle in an "Iron Man Submission" match and pin RVD in a "Rights to the Five Star Frog Splash" match. How's that for a two months huh?