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None of them will make anything of themselves.
This Scottish guy will be obviously given the Pirate gimmick that didn't work. Either that or a proper Highlander gimmick where his catchphrase is 'there can be only one' while being Tag Champs with Birchall - he'll be called The Kuurgan. As for 'pretty boy', well I'm no expert on the beauty of the male form, but from that photo he looks like a fucking alien with a wig.
This Kingston guy will be 'Kingston B.Ware' and carry a parrot around. Then he'll change his gimmick to Ali G - down wiv tha kids innit (i refer to the original UK version). That'll get him over. The IWC will call him a 'Blacker Cena'.
As for the other two, the woman will be in custard bowl matches and Playboy - while the guy will make as much of a mark as Mike Knox. Michael Kruel is a ridiculous name as well. She's hot......but aren't they all these days?
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