Sauron's power was getting stronger, his face has come back!
Kane: Here lies Kane's career, urn provided by the Triple H corpor......HEY!
Glenn "Big Kane Dudley" Jacobs didn't go over too well
Kane: In the future...I see a World Title run for HHH...a feud with Hurricane for Benoit...me jobbing to Jindrak!...god dammit Hunter
Great...the return of the nWo...
Rene: Can I dance yet?
Rob: Is this how you do a headlock?
Bubba: ... I was over in ECW
RVD: I am the Whole F'n Show
Jindrak: You know what happens when you mention a popular gimmick...
two weeks later
Finkel: The Whole F'n Show...Triple H
RVD was no match for the OVW tittie twister
Christian: **** her...**** her brains out
God's light burns through the glass ceiling
Batista: Lets see....Styles Clash...Razor's Edge, Powerbomb into a Facebuster...ah **** It! *powersbombs Helms*
Matt: Meet me in the parking lot...
Benoit: Huh?
Matt: The HHH-haters meet regularly there...we're planning a surprise for Wrestlemania......
HBK: Good luck at Wrestlemania Bret
Benoit: Thanks....hey I'm CHRIS
HBK: Just make sure you get the sharpshooter on at WM
Even a game of table hockey got heated between these two
Shang Tsung goes for yet another soul
This is moments before Lita nails an AwesomeBomb and is taken out immediately by the SHHHarpsHHHooter above the TitanTron.
Molly: Hey Sean put some pants on!
The guardian WM XX logo's gravitational pull balanced out HHH's
Austin: Wait this isn't the David Lee Roth concert.....
Ref: oh thats it Stevie....right there
Stacy: Is Jazz around?
Jackie: No I don't think so...
Stacy: JAZZ HANDS
Rock: I'm not only a spokesperson, but I'm also a client. Rogaine, helping men's lives anyway possible
Foley: It's so purdy...
Rock: Ladies and gentleman, Foley is retarded
Foley: Are you sure you don't have a hardcore legend in ya?
Woman: No
Foley:...Want one?
Rock: C'mon Rocky....use the force
Foley: So this isn't David Lee Roth?
Snuka: Word Life
Snuka: Hey there foxy lady, wanna go for a ride on the superfly
Moments before Total Elimination....
Guy: Can I stop doing this? DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET?
Rock: It is getting a little hot in here
Foley: NO DON'T DO IT ESE ITS TOO SEXY
Rock:....But I must
"Ok Dave, this is called a piledriver"
"POWERBOMB!"
"Ugh....fine"
Dave: Ok here we go..
*nails a Styles Clash*
Dave: I DID IT! 4 MOVES!!!!!!
Dave: Rocky! No! You've been shot!
Randy: Oh God he struck again! Rock who did it?!
Rock: ...
Ric: Sweet Sassy Molassy! Come back Rock!
Just because Rock is back for a couple shows doesn't stop Rhyno from another victim
Mic: Oh man...my head...that Hurricane sure can drink
Stevie sets up for the pantsing of a lifetime!