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In a psychedelic drug-induced episode, Kane is verbally abused by a giant-sized version of his head.



Kane stared intently at the container of orange juice in his hand due to the word "CONCENTRATE" on the label.



Little did everyone know that Kane was actually the fabled wrestler who carried a proton blaster in a casket.



"Can anyone tell me what's supposed to happen after I concentrate on this damn thing?"



Hey, the Rock is always more than welcome to help the business along but Jesus, there's a time and a place to advertise his movies.



Conway is wary as he eyes the WWE logo in pouncing position.



Referee: Do I have something crawling on my hand? I can't look.
RVD: Dude, my ARM is being twisted here.



Well, this quite the pickle; Jindrak and RVD somehow managed to get their heads fused together in some bizarre paranormal event.



Jericho: Can you hear me now?
Christian: Dude, I'm right behind you.



RVD was oblivious to the glowing vortex behind him prepped to suck him in.



"Oh, that's some hot, superhero man ass...."



Matt Hardy shows off the finger technique used to pleasure Lita as Benoit merely waits for the right moment to brag about HIS technique to steal another man's wife.



Benoit: "K, now once you got the proper hand grip, look deep into her eyes and massage the lower palm area...."



Benoit: "...then slowly bring her towards you and smucker those lips...."



Molly's headhunter gimmick was, shall we say, far too graphic to last beyond this match.



Molly utilizes some hand-techniques of her own on Lita to escape the predicament.



Sure there was a match going on but damned if Molly was going to be denied some of that sweet Twizzler stick.



Victoria unwittingly knocks the WM logo down with her victory pose.



"Hey, if I ball my fist like this it kind of looks like a shaved sheep."



Jericho: I've got to have more power!!!
Referee: Dammit, Chris, I'm a referee not a miracle worker!



Steven Richards: No, dammit, the hot chick is over THERE!



Stacy: Just think of it, we get on the card with no talent or experience, have the worse match of the night, and we'll still have jobs in end!!! We've made it! *evil laughter*



Evil Mirror Universe Rock demonstrated his diabolical cleverness with his countenance confident in his plan to take over Normal Universe Rock's life.



Evil Mirror Universe Rock showed off a demonstration of his plan to entrap the world leaders in giant snow globes as Foley shows his approval.



Mick had another element in store to add to Rock's evil plan: androids disguised as sweet grandmothers.



Rock was eager to see what these androids could do so he orders the prototype to destroy the ring.



Mick just couldn't get enough of the coolness that was the invisible globe walls.



Foley introduces his second wave of prototypes, android grandfathers.



Rock, eager to get the hell out of there and in desparation of entertainment, orders a fight to the death between the two robots.



Rock and Mick: Wonder Twin powers activate!!!



Mr. Socko was apparently now endowed the ability to perform painful dental surgery.



Manly as the Rock was, even he couldn't stomach the horridness of the surgery.



Orton: Make a wish, Flair.



Batista: Nah, it's just no tight, superhero man ass.



Flair and Orton stood guard while Batista questioned where the real Rock was hidden.



The stiffness and open panel in the back revealed that Evil Mirror Universe Rock was also a robot used to throw off his adversaries....



...Foley was understandably jealous as he wished he had something as cool as that.



Evolution celebrated the small victory in postponing the evil plan but they vowed to put an end to Rock's ring of terror if it was the last thing they do.
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