In an attempt to boost ratings by crossing over with more popular cable programs, Vince brings in "Sex And The City"'s Kim Cattrall and "Newleyweds"'s Jessica Simpson for a HLA skit. In next week's main event, Ozzy Osbourne will face James Gandolfini in a steel cage. The winner of the match will be Triple H's next victim since he's running out of wrestlers to job to him, you know.