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By the way, this is how the World Heavyweight Title match needs to go:
Stone Cold Steve Austin wins the voting, and Mick Foley heads down to ringside to be a Special Guest Commentator for the match, alongside Michael Cole and JBL. Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way out, followed by The Undertaker, and then the defending World Heavyweight Champion. The match between Batista and Undertaker is what you'd expect, and they work their way to the bit where both guys are sore, and looking to put the other man away.
It is then that Santino Marella runs down to ringside and tries to attack Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rattlesnake battles back, and chases Santino from ringside. His adrenaline running, he returns back to the ring, where The Undertaker and Batista have taken themselves out. He waits for them to get up, and neither guy is moving. He is obviously frustrated. Austin then decides to pick up The Undertaker, and give him a Stone Cold Stunner. He then does the same to Batista. Austin covers Batista, slaps the mat three times, rings the bell, and declares himself the new World Heavyweight Champion.
Granted, Austin can't wrestle, but he's still more captivating than both Batista and The Undertaker combined. And besides, he's legendary to the point where he can just hold the title and it looks like it's worth more. He can show up on ECW, and boost their ratings a bit (which is what the WWE is after), and then on SmackDown!, Vince McMahon can show up and demand that Austin hands over the World Heavyweight Championship because he is not an active wrestler, but is rather under a WWE Films contract, and Austin comes out, gives Vince a Stunner and refuse to hand over the belt, but Vince can't book him in matches because he's not under contract.
Have Austin see if he can wrestle one match, and have his first World Heavyweight Title defence treated like a big time fight. He could be on a team at Survivor Series, and hit a few Stunners on people, and not need to work the bulk of a wrestling match.
Of course, Austin doesn't feel like wrestling, and his medical state makes it impossible for him to really get in there. I'd take a tenth of Austin's awesomeness over the entirety of Batista and The Undertaker, though.
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