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**Fryza** · 03-10-2004, 05:47 PM

Crocodile Dundee's new heel turn was met with little response.

You'd think this be a good idea, but you know what the winner got one of them new and improved Coca-Colas. The crowd just didn't buy it.

Bret: What the Hell? Who glued my trophy to the mat?!
Kid in front row: Hahaha, I could do this for a living...

Worst. Powerbomb. Ever.

Gotta give props to people who can hang themselves sideways.

That kid in the front row struck again, and super glues the smaller guy to the larger one's back. On another note, the larger one seemed completely unware of the transaction, due to him not even aware he was in the ring.

Donald wasn't about to let the Succubi next to him eat his penis, so Donald Trump knew what to do, and got out his "pepper spray," wink wink.

It was going well 'til he got his foot caught on the ropes. However, the slip up made the man's head NAIL the opponent's shoulder blade. Thus, the Diving Headbutt was born.

Scott Steiner, eat your heart out.

I've always heard the expression "Having eyes in the back of your head," but c'mon, this is just gross.

AND STEVEN RICHARDS WITH AN EYE RAKE!

Since when did Macho Man become an albino?!

With a flick of his wrist, Andre can send Hulk flying back with FIERCE TENACITY!

Andre was pleased to learn they'd be playing Seaseme Street over the 'tron that night. Wow, he sounds like a main-eventer the WWE has right now..

It was a double knock out. Hulk bit out Andre's appendix, and Andre broke Hulk's neck.

Wow, look how young Bob Barker looks!...oh...oh wait...

If Redneck's can pull out their suspenders, then so could Ted.

This has to be the most pathetic Banzi Drop that'll ever come.

Ref: I got some good news!
Don: I'm going to win the match?
Ref: Actually, you're going to lose your job. But I'm going to get 15% increasage on my paycheck!
Don: I hate your Gerold Geico...

Hogan: Where'sssssss my muneyyyyy bitchhhhhhh?!

03-10-2004, 05:47 PM	#19
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	Crocodile Dundee's new heel turn was met with little response. You'd think this be a good idea, but you know what the winner got one of them new and improved Coca-Colas. The crowd just didn't buy it. Bret: What the Hell? Who glued my trophy to the mat?! Kid in front row: Hahaha, I could do this for a living... Worst. Powerbomb. Ever. Gotta give props to people who can hang themselves sideways. That kid in the front row struck again, and super glues the smaller guy to the larger one's back. On another note, the larger one seemed completely unware of the transaction, due to him not even aware he was in the ring. Donald wasn't about to let the Succubi next to him eat his penis, so Donald Trump knew what to do, and got out his "pepper spray," wink wink. It was going well 'til he got his foot caught on the ropes. However, the slip up made the man's head NAIL the opponent's shoulder blade. Thus, the Diving Headbutt was born. Scott Steiner, eat your heart out. I've always heard the expression "Having eyes in the back of your head," but c'mon, this is just gross. AND STEVEN RICHARDS WITH AN EYE RAKE! Since when did Macho Man become an albino?! With a flick of his wrist, Andre can send Hulk flying back with FIERCE TENACITY! Andre was pleased to learn they'd be playing Seaseme Street over the 'tron that night. Wow, he sounds like a main-eventer the WWE has right now.. It was a double knock out. Hulk bit out Andre's appendix, and Andre broke Hulk's neck. Wow, look how young Bob Barker looks!...oh...oh wait... If Redneck's can pull out their suspenders, then so could Ted. This has to be the most pathetic Banzi Drop that'll ever come. Ref: I got some good news! Don: I'm going to win the match? Ref: Actually, you're going to lose your job. But I'm going to get 15% increasage on my paycheck! Don: I hate your Gerold Geico... Hogan: Where'sssssss my muneyyyyy bitchhhhhhh?!