I don't care who's administering the smokeshow, there's no way you could possibly keep an erect penis during the abortion that is that movie. I don't even know if you can keep your brain awake, let alone keep your dick awake to get brain.
Seriously, they even managed to make Bryce Dallas Howard, who I though was dope as hell in Spidey 3, look gross. Haven't really seen her in much else, but she was gross in Lady in the Water, yet in Spidey 3 I would tear. that. ass. up.
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