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Paul London & Brian Kendrick should be brought over for a new ECW Tag Team Division. You have the time-travelling team, and you can have London & Kendrick, who basically play dorks. Give them a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 segment.
Also, using ECW's time machine, they should get a tag team consisting of Triple H and Shawn Michaels' "sons," who add another team to the division.
I can see Nunzio with an Incredible Hulk gimmick, too. Obviously they can't make him bigger, but they could have his offence sold like crazy. Just have him find some kind of mushroom that gives him super powers. A cross between Super Mario and Pop-Eye, if you will.
Elijah Burke needs to be The Black Pope, and give ghosts 4-Up the head. He can feud with John Morrison when Morrison "dies" of a drug overdose, but he claims his spirit lives on, and is eternal. Controversial during the whole drug scandal thing? Sure. But what did Eric Bischoff say again? Also, as time goes on, Morrison should start putting on pale make-up, and then eventually look completely undead, but still in the John Morrison garb. How cool would it be to see a zombie do the kicks Morrison can do? It'd be like Thriller on acid. When you want to turn Morrison face, you just have his spirit take over from the corpse of Morrison, and they can edit it on tape so that Morrison has a glow, or looks slightly transparent. He can then feud with Elijah Burke, looking to exorcise his demons.
With their SmackDown! dealings, I think ECW would be pretty stupid to not put zombie Morrison and Kevin Thorn against The Undertaker and Kane. There is money in there somewhere. Alternatively, The Undertaker and Kane's characters are perfect for ECW. Maybe have them get along during SmackDown!, but there is a rift between them on ECW, which snaps them into a different reality, and they become enemies.
Also, someone should get a mad scientist gimmick, and reveal technologies to enable Bret Hart's concussion cured, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's next repaired...but he withholds it, for the good of the world, because he doesn't want to mess with things. A perfect heel gimmick. I think it would work perfectly for Armando Estrada, actually, if the guy had been coming along as a wrestler enough to pull it off.
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