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Well in college Captain Hero needed some extra money, so he made a deposit at a sperm bank. His sister wound up using it because it was the only sperm from her home planet.
Also the kid got away from captain Hero because he turned out to be a bad single parent (ie. he DIDN'T lock his kid in the basement)
So sadly, Captain Hero could not make good on his claims of being a better single parent than all his high school girlfriends
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