Wrestlemania II
It wasn't much of a challenge, but young Richards didn't care...
Muraco: "Sooooooo tired..."
Orndorff: "No you fool, you'll kill us both!"
If Mr. T's candycane bathrobe didn't knock Piper's game off, his pissed off midget corner man surely would
And lo, Savage was elevated
Jake sometimes got a little *too* excited using the snake...
Ladies and gentlemen, a freak. Alongside YOUR future governor of Minnesota.
God chose this match to take a rest room break
Moolah's powers were fading...she needed a fresh sacrifice
The first ever Winner Jobs to Hogan Next Year battle royal was underway. Competition was unsurprisingly slack.
"...and THIS is why they call me the giant!"
And here we have the first documented case of the glass ceiling
"SHARONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Lord Alfred smiled. It was nice to be the one who stood out *least* for once.
And the Lord did speak unto Steamboat, and he did say: "WHOOOO!"
Adonis' high blood pressure was starting to become something of a problem
Elmer warmed up his finisher, the Square Dance of Death
Welcome to the Funk Family Improvisational Dance Hour! Here we see Dory going for an assisted front somersault, while Terry settles for a funky chicken.
Santana would sit through Terry's rendition of The Nutcracker Suite whether he liked it or not
Ever get the feeling nobody likes you?
The colossal power of Bundy's burp staggered even Hogan
Thus began the most vigorous back-patting session ever witnessed on PPV