Wrestlemania VII
Jannetty has the decency to act gulity in front of the Flourescent Leopard Support Foundation
Barbarian busied himself trying to grow eyes in the back of his head
"NO! Not the furry codpiece!"
"What's that? Heroin? I'll be right over!"
Bulldog had to admit, 'Warlord' sounded much better than 'The Angry Penis'
Warlord didn't take kindly to being mocked about looking like an angry penis
Jim Ross, watching on TV: "Bah Gawd Inverted 69!"
Davey Boy would never look at a penis the same way again (damn, stretched that joke way too far)
Bret felt like kicking the Nastys in the balls, if only for bringing a member of the Village People to ringside with them
"Sing it! Sing YMCA!"
"Never!"
Knobbs let fly with his own rendition
"Shoot...THIS guy in the ass! What? Little to the right? Ok...shoooooot....THIS guy in the ass! Colder? Damn it!"
"Hey man, got any speed? I could use some speed. Or maybe some coke, that'd do."
"Uh, Jake..."
Jake's own interpretation of the feather boa
Taker wishes he *was* dead as Snuka recounts the hilarious story about him and Don Muraco in a New York grocery store back in '82
Warrior: "No, I am not a homo. I am a transgenically suptefiable mystic organalthatron, with a flair for tassles."
Savage: "?!"
Warrior: "See, as I counterbalance the equifiable forcenicity of your bipedolegic motionicity, I find myself in a superlubrious state of being."
Savage: "?!"
Warrior: "And even as I lay here in a state of transmorphogenically enhanced calm, I am aware of what I must do in order to aversenifiy your bombardicionification."
Savage: "?!"
Warrior: "Behold me in all my irridecentifious magnificompliciity!"
Savage: "Will you shut the fuck up already?"
Warrior: "!"
Savage: "Dude, let go of my crotch"
Warrior: "Hmm, perhaps I *am* a homo. TELL ME WARRIORS!"
Savage, under his breath: "You're a homo!"
Savage: "I can't believe he fell for that"
Liz: "Well I'm glad he did, my ears were starting to hurt the amount of bullshit he was spouting"
Slaughter didn't take kindly to Hogan talking about his camel that way
Sarge took time out to indulge in a book while Hogan flailed around aimlessly
Hogan was getting harder to force feed in hid old age. Slaughter had to force his mouth open while Hebner handled the food
Hebner: "Here comes the airplane, neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooow!"
"YOU didn't take the carrots out!"
The World Tantrum Throwing Champion had struck again